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This is your life.
This is your time.
(Snow Patrol)

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I am so fucked

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me before and after every exam (via recovering-ballerina)

(Source: chutneyy, via obsessed-with-youtube)

damnhowell:

so this girl at my school was mad at me so on facebook she sent me

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instead of correcting her spelling, i just took her profile picture and made this and sent it to her

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she doesn’t get it

(via obsessed-with-youtube)


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stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

(via obsessed-with-youtube)


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vercxce:

My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people

(via perfectly-shy)


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literaryghoul:

unless your teachers are abusive assholes there is no fucking reason to disrespect them

they are literally trying their hardest to get you an education

teachers have every right to complain about rude students or the amount of papers they have to grade because their salary is low as shit

oh wow, your math teacher yelled at you because you were ignoring the lesson and talking to your friend

i wonder why

jesus christ teachers have it hard enough dont be an asshole

(Source: chatotai, via epic-humor)


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the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

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i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

(via obsessed-with-youtube)


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justintimerblake:

getting your sleeves wet when youre washing your hands

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(via epic-humor)


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"After high school you realize you were only friends with some people because you saw them five times a week."