lovertical:

I follow back everyone c:

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

myartblogbitch:

EVERYONE WHO REBLOGS THIS POST BY AUGUST 20TH WILL GET A PIECE OF ART IN THERE INBOX BASED ON THEIR BLOG

elimin8theimpossible:

cricsyxo:

divinedorothy:

egotastical:

divinedorothy:

bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

how the fuck do you cheat at jenga

ask a lesbian

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this is never not funny

takenbythe-wind:

I found this in my little sister’s notebook. Her crush, Drew, seems like quite the guy

miss-mckibben:

Justin Bieber fans trying to defend everything he does.

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space-doge:

kfc-official:

thatstheriddle:

thefandomlyfe:

bunnywith:

morgrana:

camefreyan:

spoken-not-written:

Everyone who reblogs this will get a selfie of me.

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I GOT MINE AND I CANT STOP LAUGHING 

oh my goodness

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that’s a lot of selfies

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fuck.

PLEASE.

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um

wow ur hot send selfies immediately

Anonymous asked:
tell us your most embarrassing story

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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ryanhatesthis:

I found my new favorite image of all time.